This little bit of snarkery is from the latest in the Infected series, Infected: Life After Death:
Roan started doing some basic searches on Ron’s Social Security number and name, and he gathered up his courage and called Randi at her office. When she answered the phone, she said, “This is a joke, right? Jon, is this you?”
He sighed heavily. “It’s me, Randi, you know it’s me.”
“No, it can’t be Roan. He’s a sad piece of shit who mopes all day.”
“Look, I’m up now, I have a job, will you help me with something?”
“Did bedbugs hire you?” she asked brightly.
He banged his forehead on the edge of his desk, but it didn’t help much.