My own MST3K Turkey Day Marathon

Ah, Thanksgiving. Many people look forward to turkey and all that crap, but not me. I look forward to creating my own MST3K marathon. What are those? Well, when the show Mystery Science Theater 3000 was on the air at Comedy Central, they used to play these blocks of MST3K movies all day. I look forward to programming my own MST3K block for the holidays. Thanksgiving means nothing to me but astonishingly awful movies. So here is my choice for a holiday stuffed with celluloid turkeys, with the added benefit of being really, really funny. A warning: as they once said, all these films star no one and feature nothing. Teenage Crime Wave – You may have to search for MST3K + Teenage Crime Wave to find this one online, but you can, and I recommend it because...

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The voting continues in the Rainbow Awards cover contest!

And two Infected titles are still in the running! I’d appreciate the votes, and so would Anne Cain. http://elisa-rolle.livejournal.com/1443995.html

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Author’s note ….

Due to some contractual obligations – and the writing of the Infected: Paris prequel (oh yes, that’s happening), there will probably be a longer than average gap between Roan stories. But fear not! This is not the end. Just a brief hiatus until I can get ahead of my deadlines. Thank you for your patience, and for reading. (Infected: Freefall is out November 25th, in ebook and paperback form, in case you need a fix before I return.)

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Epitaph, Part 17

17 – All That Burns Is Burning In the car, Holden was treated to the story of Mandy and her internet boyfriend in a meandering, compulsive bout of verbal diarrhea that made him want to pull over and put her in the trunk. It turned out internet boyfriend was “like, fat and old” (thirty), and she was pretty disgusted by him, so she took off for the Church the first chance she got. Holden had to repress the urge to gasp dramatically, and proclaim, “Someone lied? On the internet? The police must be informed!” But he didn’t, because she might think he was serious. Anyways, she found some people at the Church who allowed her to crash at their place, and that brought them up to date. She didn’t know if she was infected or not, but she kind of “hoped...

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My new newsletter is out …

… and there’s a new giveaway! Check it out if you’re interested in a free book. http://us2.campaign-archive2.com/?u=c2c00e0831d76d0798fc70236&id=09e9090bab

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