Lesser Evils, Part 18
18 – Cavity Carousel
Dylan waited until Doctor Rosenberg showed up before telling anyone what happened, mainly because he didn’t want anyone busting in with guns blazing. Not that that was likely to happen, but even a small possibility was too much of a possibility.
Once she arrived, he told her in confidence what happened. For a moment, she stared at him over her glasses, perched on the end of her nose. “The lion woke up in his body?”
“Yes.”
“How is that possible?”
“I was hoping you could tell me.”
She huffed a sigh through her nose before rubbing her eyes like she was in pain. “Goddamn that little pisher, he’s always thinking up new ways to complicate my life.” Once she stopped pinching the bridge of her nose, she reset her glasses, and walked over to the nearest nurse’s station. Dylan followed, but kept an eye on the door of Roan’s room. Not that he could get out, but he didn’t want anyone accidentally going in.
She picked up the phone, hit a button, and said, “Gonna need you to bust out the cannon and get up to room 25-IU. Make it a high dosage, as this guy has a tolerance.”
As soon as she hung up, he repeated, “Cannon?”
She waved a hand dismissively. “What we call the drug gun. We gotta liven up the place.”
“You don’t need to send a sniper in. Just give me a needle, I could probably get close enough to him to jab him.”
“Seriously? Even though he was growling at you?”
“It was only growling. If it’s the lion, it may not know how to get around in a bipedal body.”
For a moment, her stare was relentless. “And you just came up with that, huh?”
He glared back at her. “I think it would have attacked me otherwise.”
“Based on what?”
“Based on the fact that it’s a lion, and I don’t think it’s interested in playing backgammon with me.”
She didn’t seem amused, but this wasn’t a laughing moment. Except Roan would probably say it was, although he would say that about everything, therefore he wasn’t a good source of opinion.
Finally she settled for shaking her head. “Kid, you’re not a nurse, you’re not vetted by the hospital, the lawsuit potential is just too huge, setting aside other stuff like reason and common sense. So thanks but no thanks, I’m leavin’ it to my sniper.”
He would have argued with her, but he had no grounds if she was going to take a legal angle. So he let it go, at least for now, although he felt a slight sinking in his stomach when the orderly arrived with the tranquilizer gun propped on his shoulder. He would never get used to people shooting Roan, but maybe that was a good thing.
As he went about putting Roan down, Dylan had to ask Rosenberg, one more time, “What does it mean? Will Roan ever wake up?”
“Kiddo, I really don’t know. But I’m gonna kick his ass if he doesn’t.”
“Get in line,” he sighed. Again, Dylan found himself in the position of wishing he had nothing to do with Roan, and being afraid Roan would have nothing to do with him. Was there any way to win with this man? Would he ever know for sure?
Oh Buddha, why couldn’t he have fallen in love with a less complicated man?
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There was no point in putting it off any longer. Using Roan’s records, Holden called up Aunt Abby, and braced himself for the torrent of bitterness. Luckily, he had his camp bitchy attitude locked and loaded. Did she think she could out bitch a gay man? He wanted to hear that.
As soon as she answered – her voice clipped, short, hard edged – he launched into his spiel. “I’m Holden Krause, calling for Roan McKichan, and I’m letting you know we’re terminating our services.”
There was a moment of tense silence before she replied, “What?”
“We’re cashing the check for work done, but our contract is null and void, because you lied to us. We’re really not pleased with that.”
Again, another pause, but he could sense her growing fury. He was good at spotting fury, he had a lot of experience with it. “Who the hell are you, and what the hell are you implying?”
“I’m an associate investigator, because you are not worth Mr. McKichan’s time anymore. We know Tyler Edwards was impersonating your nephew, and you know where you fucked up? Having him beaten. Too many witnesses. Next time, hire smarter thugs.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Can the bullshit, sister. We know you can’t afford the money you’ve been spending without skimming … or help from your very rich daddy. How much do you want me to divulge here? Because I could get into specifics.” That was partly true. He talked to Randi Kim after visiting Roan’s office and finding it cordoned off by crime tape, with a good part of its front charred black. (It was mostly surface damage, though, nothing that couldn’t be fixed with a cosmetic Band-Aid.)
Randi admitted to him, over a quickie nosh at a taco truck down the street, that she had been avoiding Roan since her brother Grant was arrested. She knew the fact that he was still alive and hadn’t been shanked in prison yet was all courtesy of Roan, but she hadn’t quite worked up to seeing him. Roan occasionally left her phone messages, by now never expecting her to call back. She felt weird around him now, and couldn’t say why, except she felt guilty, angry at him and grateful at the same time, and not sure their friendship could ever go back to where it was before all of this. When she heard he was in the hospital, though, she supposed she should make amends. He told her that might be a good idea, and in return, she looked up a couple of financial records for him.
Abby’s voice, already cold, took on an even frostier edge. “You’re lying. Financial records are sealed.”
“Yes, unless you know somebody who doesn’t mind breaking the law, and you’d be surprised how few lawful people I know. By the way, if you’re near your computer now, go ahead and look up the Seattle area Craigslist, personals section.”
“Are – are you fucking insane?”
“Fine, be that way. Let me read you the ad: ‘Adam Jepson – your father is looking for you in the Seattle area now. Leave as quickly as possible.’ Just posted that an hour ago. It’ll run for a week, in every section I could post it in. It’ll also be in the Stranger and the Times too. If he saw it right away, he could already be half way to Vancouver by now. Got any family in Canada?”
“You stupid … I paid you to find him, not send him deeper into hiding!”
“Under false pretenses. That’s not how we do business.”
“You fucking asshole. I’ll sue you!”
“Will you now? Please do. I’d love to see your family drama dragged into open court, ‘cause maybe then the truth will come out. But I really wouldn’t go the revenge route on us or Tyler Edwards. Money can buy you a lot, honey, but it can’t buy you protection from the likes of us.” Yeah, the Human lion and the vigilante hooker – she didn’t have a prayer.
He then hung up on her, closing the phone even as he heard her blustering. He’d called her on his trick phone, his Fox phone, one used by his clients only. It was impossible to trace; star 69 would get you nowhere, it didn’t show up on caller ID. He didn’t want anyone having his number who didn’t intend to use it for its specific purpose. No suspicious wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, or coworkers would ever track him down. He prided himself on being impossible.
He did wonder what was going on in the Jephson family. Was Vernon Jephson actually looking for his son to harm him? Is that why he split? Roan seemed to imply as much in his notes. It wouldn’t surprise Holden either, as families could fuck with people worse than any maniac stranger ever could. He knew that personally.
He changed into slightly more respectable clothes, deciding to pay a visit to Dylan at the hospital, see how Roan was doing, and let him know that whenever Roan woke up, he could tell him the Jephson case was closed. Well, for now. There was no telling if something would come back to haunt them, or if Roan would be inclined to peek under more rocks.
He’d seen in the paper that Lee’s body had finally been found. He recalled going back that night, cleaning up the blood. He didn’t need to get rid of the knife or the crossbow (or his wallet), because they were gone by the time he got back. Funny how that worked. Nobody called the police, no one reported the body, and he wasn’t at all surprised. The paper seemed to assume the body was that of a transient, and he wondered if they’d ever discover the truth. They might not bother to look.
Not that he read the paper anymore, besides the Stranger. It was just he visited a client this morning, and he got the paper in his hotel room. Holden read it while Henry was in the shower. It was really weird, because for a moment, he felt a genuine disconnect between who he was at that moment and who he was when they went after Lee. He could feel the schism inside him, the two different people that shared his skin. It wasn’t a proper split personality, just the roles he decided to play: hooker and vigilante. Which was the real one? Was either of them real? He honestly didn’t know. Roan had a reason to be split in two, but he didn’t. He really didn’t like to think about who he actually was, because the very nature of the question was solipsistic and boring, way too close to that narcissistic touchy-feely stuff they peddled on all varieties of daytime talk shows. He was just a person. A weird person, but a person, and to think more about it was to invite trouble.
He was shrugging on his jacket when there was a knock at the door. By now, it was becoming a familiar knock.
With a weary sigh, he opened the door on Scott, who immediately held up a green colored flyer. “Guillermo Del Toro film festival at the Grand,” he said, with no preamble. “Wanna go with me?”
Holden scowled at him, and took the flyer. It listed three films: Cronos, The Devil’s Backbone, and Pan’s Labyrinth. He recognized one of those names. “Spanish horror films? Really?”
“What? I’d go with Grey if he was here, but he’s not. So you wanna go?”
“I’m the back up plan?”
“C’mon, don’t be that way. I hate goin’ to movies alone. Come with me, it’ll be fun. You could probably use your cultural horizons expanded anyways.” He gave him a teasing little smile, but he wasn’t letting him off that easy.
“Oh, so the suburban jock is telling me I need my horizons expanded.”
“You’re sexy when you’re pissed off.”
Holden glared at him, and tried very hard not to laugh. Scott was just grinning at him like an idiot. “This is six hours plus of movies.”
“I know, it goes all night. There’s nachos and Red Bull on me.”
The joke there was too good to let go. “On you? Where on you exactly?”
That made Scott laugh. It was an open laugh, unselfconscious, and it reminded him why he liked him, beyond him being as sexy as all hell. “We’ll hafta figure that out on the way.” Scott’s clear blue eyes scanned him, looked him up and down, and noticed the clean corduroys, dark red shirt, and classy leather jacket. “You got a date?” He asked without jealously, just curiosity, which was another thing to like about Scott. Holden didn’t need possessive, didn’t need any hetero-normative bullshit impinging on his job, and Scott, who still kept his options open when it came to women, didn’t want him to infringe on his ability to date either. So they were even.
“I was just going to the hospital to see if Roan has woken up yet. Wanna come with me?”
All humor fled Scott’s expression. “He’s still not awake?”
Holden just shook his head. “Physically he seems to be okay, but … brain surgery, you know? Anything can happen.”
He nodded solemnly in return. “If you think they wouldn’t mind me stopping by, I’ll go.”
“Dylan probably needs all the moral support he can get.”
“From us, it’s immoral support, right?”
“What a horrible joke. Now I’m not sure I wanna be seen in public with you.”
He grinned at him again, all charm and teeth. “Bitch, bitch, bitch.”
“You better not be calling me a bitch, bitch,” Holden replied, pulling out his keys. Scott took that as his cue to step back, so he could come out and close the door behind him.
Now what did this mean? This pseudo-relationship he had going with Scott … he didn’t understand it, and he really didn’t want to understand it. It was a bit of fun that was starting to get out of hand, but the worst part of it was it didn’t feel that bad. It was kind of nice to have sex when he wanted to, not because he was paid to do it, and he was kind of surprised that he had any sex drive at all. He was pretty sure he’d completely sublimated his desires to suit his job. Should he be worried that he hadn’t, or should he take it to mean he was as human as anyone else?
He loved how the questions never stopped coming. Maybe one of these days, he’d get some answers he liked.
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The End (for now)
P.S.: All these chapter titles were These Arms Are Snakes songs. See, I dedicated this story to them for a reason …
