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Zero Hour: Ten - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

Troubleshooter
Zero Hour
by Andrea Speed

Ten - You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

Shan looked a bit shaken after returning from the men’s room, but he just looked at her and nodded, the sign that everything was done. While he had been gone, she’d already snapped some great pictures, including Romano subtly sliding cash to Blunt across the table, trying to buy some of Kristal’s time. Very cute - and wonderfully incriminating.

Since she had enough shots, and Shan looked fragile, she figured she should call it. She pulled out her cell phone, punched up the pre-programmed number, and when someone answered, said, “Looks like the party’s over. Wanna pick us up?”

121.jpgAfter a moment, a voice replied, “On my way.” And that was the extent of the conversation.

Shan just stared at her from across the table, still slightly stunned from what he had to do. He leaned across the table, and whispered, “Why does this sound like spy shit?”

She shrugged. “Did taking care of Mongo seem like spy shit?”

“No.”

The funny thing was, in a way, it was very much like espionage, but she couldn’t tell him that. Also, he’d never believe her anyways.

They got up and left, as Blunt and Romano continued their pointless negotiations, and Jody continued drinking herself into a coma, which was probably fun, even though combining it with her “meds” was flirting with the future of choking to death on her own vomit. (Now that would have been a picture.)

They got in their rental car, an unremarkable Toyota, and drove a few blocks to a fast food joint that was still open, better to feed the hungry drunks, a bright beacon of harsh lighting and fatty foods. They slumped in a primary colored plastic window booth, and waited. “So who is this Mr. Frost anyways?” Shan wondered.

“Our employer.”

“So why haven’t I seen him since we’ve gotten here?”

“He wants to remain more or less anonymous. He values his privacy.” That was generally true, as anyone in the espionage business, even retired, never liked to bring undue attention to themselves. Unless, of course, they became a network news commentator, or they wrote a book about it. She idly wondered how much she’d get for her story, which no one in MI-6 would confirm. A buck fifty? Two?

Shan stared back at her across the gulf of the shiny plastic table, looking too weary for words. “You didn’t find that suspicious?”

“I know him. He was a friend of Alex’s.”

The mention of his name, such a blast from the past, made him sit up straighter, taken slightly aback. She didn’t even feel bad about lying, but did she ever? Her selective conscience was actually the thing that most enamored her recruiter. “Oh. I didn’t … I’ve never heard that name before.”

She shrugged, and noticed as their contact finally came in the door. Frost had told her on the phone that the “courier” would be a young man in a Sex Pistols t-shirt, also wearing a denim jacket with a green four leaf clover on the lapel. Said fashion disaster had just walked through the door, black nylon backpack dangling loosely over his right shoulder, and although he was trying his best to look casual, he was clearly the type of guy who always felt better in a suit. He had a hair cut that suggested that too; he’d tried to muss it up, but it was a cut that still screamed “Hey, I’m a federale!”

She told Frost what she’d look like, so he could find her. He looked around in an easy manner, supposedly not seeing anything, but he started walking their way. She got out her keys, and subtly slid her camera out of her bag. She let it wait on the seat beside her, and when he was close to their table, she tossed her keys, so they hit the floor with a clatter.

Shan was about to say something, she heard his intake of breath, but the courier was already there, and paused as he crouched down, the backpack sliding down his arm and hitting the floor quietly. It was unzipped.

“Dropped your keys,” he said helpfully, handing them up towards her. His body blocked everyone’s view but hers and Shan’s, so no one could see her slide the camera along the seat until it fell into his backpack, just as he lifted it up his arm. It was a smooth transfer, suggesting he’d done transfers and drops like this many times before.

She took her keys back, and noticed his brown eyes were as soft as a rabbit’s, although nowhere near as scared. In fact, they were remarkably hard beneath the surface. “Thanks,” she replied, as he nodded, got up, and walked over to the counter to order. While he ordered, he let the pack slide down his arm, and idly zipped it shut.

“What the hell just happened?” Shan hastily whispered.

“We made the drop, which we were supposed to do.” She pulled her cell phone out, and put in a call to Blunt. “We have what we need,” she told him. “Wrap it up. There’s a cab waiting for you outside.”

“Are you sure?” he replied, sounding mildly pissed off. That was the scripted response; if things were going badly, he would have said, “You were supposed to call me a half hour ago.”

He went on for a bit, having an imaginary, vexing conversation, just to convince Romano he needed to be elsewhere, but it was probably pointless. He was totally sold and hogtied by his dick, which suggested he’d never heard of a honey trap before, or perhaps thought those were only for spies, and didn’t involve stoned strippers. During that time, the courier left with his bad cup of coffee and small fries, and never once looked in their direction.

But Shan watched him out of the corner of his eye, and when the courier was gone, and she had hung up the phone, he looked at her with unabashed confusion. “Did I phase out, or does none of this make any fucking sense?”

“It makes sense, trust me. It just doesn’t seem like it.”

His eyes bored into hers, but she continued looking blandly at him until he rolled his eyes and slumped back against his seat in defeat. “So what the hell do we do now?”

“Nothing; we’re done here. Let’s just go back and enjoy staying in a high priced hotel on someone else’s dime. Remember to order something ludicrously overpriced from room service.”

He sighed irritably and shook his head. “So somebody paid us to beat up and drug a guy, and take photos of someone else?”

“Well … if you put it that way, it sounds absurd.” But then her life in general sounded absurd, so that made sense. She thought Shan would have been used to that by now.

****

What gave it away? The simple jingle of keys in the night, in the hallway of a hotel where everything was opened with key cards? Perhaps. Honestly, Z didn’t know. All she knew was her mental alarm bells were going off, and as soon as she heard the lock on her door release, she slid out of her bed and straight to the floor, grabbing her Browning from beneath the pillow as she fell. She was looking underneath the bed as the door flew open and two gunmen on either side of the frame started firing shots into the bed, causing the stuffing to spit out in little clumps around her.

The hall wasn’t terribly well lit, and even though the guns clearly had silencers on them, they weren’t very quiet, and the flash of the shots was barely muted, sending lightning flashes of illumination across the room. She didn’t immediately fire back, she waited, carefully aiming her shot - a good move always, especially from a poor angle such as this.

The shots stopped, but the sound seemed to echo, a ringing in the ears and an acid sting of cordite, and the man on the right started to edge into the room, aware she was no longer in her bed. She sized up the distance between the two men, and squeezed off her shots, taking out the man on the right first, putting a fist sized hole in his thigh that spewed blood across the floor, a visual sign that she’d hit his femoral artery.

Before he even fell back against the frame, the man on the left opened fire, but he was still aiming at the bed, and she shot him at about groin level, sending him falling back into the hall screaming. She moved with slow deliberation, getting up to her knees and keeping her gun on the doorway as she moved to her feet. The man with the missing thigh was too weak to move, but she kicked his gun away anyways. The man in the hall was trying to crawl away, leaving a bloody smear of a trail behind him. They both wore nondescript dark suits, and had equally nondescript faces, Caucasians who could have come from anywhere and been anyone’s hyperactive bagmen. She was kind of insulted they only sent two.

She checked both sides of the hall before slinking down towards Shan’s room, back to the wall, wondering if she was too late. His door was shut, and there was no one around, but the key lock had a glowing green light, which meant it was unlocked. That wasn’t right.

She kicked open the door and quickly whirled to the side, braced for someone to fire, but no one did. After a moment, listening hard and hearing nothing, she crouched down to an unconventional angle and peered inside his room.

It wasn’t his room.

It was an empty white space with brightly colored plastic chairs; it sort of resembled an oddball dentists’ waiting room. There was a single man sitting there, a man with a big reddish brown bloodstain down the front of his rumpled safari shirt, and broken glass glittering like ice crystals in the short but deep gash in his throat. Brewer looked at her with a half smile, half sneer, and said, “At least death is a form of change - I’m rotting. You’re just standing still.”

A telephone started ringing, and she woke up, cursing at the phone and rubbing her eyes. It was her wake up call, she knew it, so she knocked the receiver off the cradle, and then dragged it up, aware that the tinny voice was the desk receptionist, and hung it up without acknowledging them. She was up, so they’d done their job - they shouldn’t expect verbal confirmation until she had some caffeine down her throat.

Still, she stumbled to the bathroom, and had a shower so brief it was more of a splash. She did feel slightly more awake, though, and phoned room service to bring her an omelet and a whole bunch of useless breakfast snacks she probably wouldn’t eat, just because she wasn’t paying. She got dressed and looked out the window, out into Romano’s hotel room.

Former hotel room. The curtains were open, and she could see the staff maids in there, vacuuming and making the beds. A whole squad was in there; if he was still there, there’d be just the one. But they were turning the whole thing out so it could be used by another client.

She was sitting on her unmade bed, eating her omelet, when Frost called. “He’s done a runner already,” she said, although it was almost a question.

“You have to love technology,” Frost replied. She was sure he was on a secure line, and certainly the hotel land line was clean - she’d checked. “You can get multiple copies of photos developed in under an hour, and with FedEx and scanners, you can spread them all over the world before seven a.m. It’s a brave new world indeed.”

“Who tipped him?”

“Not sure. Canadian Intelligence is still trying to track down the caller, but it’s looking like it came from someone in the States.”

She crunched a crust of toast, wondering which fate would be the best for Romano. “Anyone got him pegged yet?”

He paused long enough that she knew he was leaving something out. “Not to my knowledge. But he’s off the grid.”

“Already? So he’s down the rabbit hole for good?”

“It seems that way. The Americans were unhappy, the Italians want his head, and the cartel was quick to abandon him, saying they had no dealing with terrorists. Well, not Arab ones, at any rate.”

“A qualifier you added, of course.”

“Of course. According to them, they’re “legitimate businessmen” anyways.” He snickered quietly to himself. “Legitimate my rosy red arse.”

“Rosy red? I thought it was pale and spotty.”

That caught him off guard, and he genuinely laughed, quickly regaining his composure. “Gary’s been telling tales out of school, has he? Cheeky monkey.”

“You’re a Pom. I just guessed.”

“Ah, so it’s a form of racism. I thought you were above such things.”

“I am. I hate everyone equally.”

He sighed heavily. “The worst part is, I know you’re not kidding.”

She took a swig of her orange juice, cleaning the burned toast taste out of her mouth, before getting to the important point. “Of course not. I’m off the grid for good, right?”

He clicked his tongue. “You ask that again, I’ll be offended. Of course you are. But you know … you don’t have to be.”

She slumped back against the headboard, disappointed but not surprised. “Frost, don’t.”

“What good is a former head of MI-6 if he has no pull? MI-6 is out of the question, of course, but I can get you into MI-5. They need all the help they can get, and everyone knows it. You’re good; you’re trained.”

“I’m also wanted by the Yanks.”

“Not anymore. You’re dead, you’ll stay dead. You’ll have to be in MI-5 under another name, but it can all be arranged. I can do it in two phone calls.”

“I’m off the grid.”

He was quiet for a long time. “Zed -”

“This is not a conversation we’re having. Thanks for the cash, but I’m walkin’.”

“How has life on the outside been treating you?” He replied coolly. It was a low blow, and he knew it. “You don’t seem very happy.”

“I’ve never been happy. Happiness is for people who don’t know any better.”

He groaned faintly. “You’re unbelievable. You can’t possibly believe that.”

“You claim to know me, Frost. What do you think? It’s nothing personal, I’m flattered by the offer, but I can’t do this anymore.”

“Why not?”

“Because it’s all I can do, and maybe it’s finally dawned on me that that should really bother me.” She grimaced at what she said, embarrassed at the thought. But it was true, and now she was wondering where she’d pissed it all away. It probably started in Cooper Flats, and never stopped. “Besides, I’m tired of working for someone else. I don’t even like authority, so how’d I end up a part of it?”

He chuckled again, a sound like thick honey. “I asked myself that every other day until I retired.”

“Yeah, but you got out. I’m staying out.”

“But you’re too good to lose.”

“And yet I’m too bad to stay - life is paradox. Keep your powder dry, Frost. Hope I never hear from you again.”

“Well, you have to expect a Christmas card now,” he replied wryly.

“Yeah, I’ll keep an eye out for that.” She dropped the receiver back in its cradle, and realized her appetite was gone. Damn it.

She wondered what she was going to do, but she already knew. It hadn’t changed, and wouldn’t right away. The plan was the same as always.

It was time to roust Shan, and start on home.

****

The End.

Zero Hour: Nine - CandyGram For Mongo

Thursday, August 11th, 2005

Troubleshooter
Zero Hour
by Andrea Speed

Nine - CandyGram For Mongo

The weakest link in the entire plan was in fact the most important player. Wasn’t that always the way?After Anton - still nervous, but professional all the way - left, she called Jody’s place to check up on her and make sure she remembered what she was supposed to do. Jody was hung over and grumpy as hell, and not all that sure about what happened last night and what this was all about. She kept calling her a “cop”, and after the third time, Z stopped correcting her. So what if she thought they were cops? As long as she did her job, who cared?

131.jpgIt was all set up for tonight. Jody would meet with her number one fan, and set up a meeting between her and her “manager”. Although they would observe from a distance, it would be out of their hands until the actual meet, meaning they had nothing to do until tonight.

Since it appeared that Romano was still sleeping, she went out and hit a couple of shops in downtown Toronto, including some of the “punk” shops that were actually sadly commercial, the slightly homogenized version of outsider culture, steam cleaned and made more acceptable for the masses. She bought a few items and brought them back to the hotel, as she decided to change her image for tonight.

For instance, you could get “punky” hair coloring in any drugstore now, temporary rinses that gave you streaks of blue or green or red for a couple of days. Little kids sometimes wore them, telling you how mainstream they were. She added ichor green streaks to her hair, but since she was too lazy to actually streak it, they were actually just clumps and patches, which she thought was fine. She also found a clip on eyebrow ring (the height of faux bohemian), and a stick on glittery “stud” that would make it look like you had a nose ring from a distance. She also bought a pair of cheap black plastic sunglasses with a small spray of rhinestones in the corners, although it was still tasteful enough that Elton John wouldn’t wear them. Yep, she’d look like a right prat, which was what she was going for. To cement the look, she slapped a temporary butterfly tattoo just beneath the hollow of her collarbone, visible through the scoop neck of her “People - It’s What’s For Dinner” t-shirt, and added a little black lipstick.

Surprisingly, Shan came to her room before they were to head out, and he did a slight double take. “And what are you supposed to be tonight?”

“An aged, desperate skank who doesn’t realize she’s about three years out of date on the party scene. How do I look?”

He considered that a moment, grimacing as if in physical pain. He really wanted to laugh, but clearly felt he shouldn’t, for fear of a major beating. “Dated, and slightly scary.”

“Beauty. Let’s go.” She grabbed the ragged denim jacket she bought at a thrift shop, and a small bag with the strange logo “Home of the tailless monkey” on it, and they headed out.

Since they had time, they stopped for dinner at a casual café, a place for the locals as opposed to the tourists. It had faux formica tables and a counter where you could sit on uncomfortable stools and shoot the shit, and a permanent miasma of overcooked meat and scalded coffee.

As if to prove he wasn‘t just a tourist, Shan ordered a big helping of poutine, a Canadian “delicacy” of gravy and cheese curds poured over French fries. It looked even more disgusting than it smelled - it had a vague resemblance to vomit on fries - and before she could ask if he was going to eat that, he dug into the big steaming bowl with gusto.

He looked up and must have seen the look on her face, because he shoved the bowl towards her. “Want a bite?”

“God no. Why are you even eating that?”

“It’s good! My roommate in college was from Ontario, and he used to make his own version of poutine from time to time, and it stunk up the dorm, but it was pretty good. This is even better.”

She shook her head and slumped against the battered red vinyl bench seat. “I’ll just take your word on it.”

He washed down a mouthful of fries with a swig from his pop, then said, “Every country has something kinda weird as a national dish. You Aussies got that vegemite stuff, right?”

She scowled at him. “Have you ever had vegemite?”

“No.”

“It’s disgusting. I’d rather eat shoe polish.”

He chewed a cheese curd thoughtfully, and it squeaked it a bit, like it was made of rubber. (Possible.) “Well, to each his own, I guess.” He paused, as if aware what a stupid thing that was to say, and pointed his gravy dripping fork at her bag. “Why you carryin’ that? I thought you usually didn’t carry a purse.”

“I don’t. But it’s carrying the camera, and a little something for Mongo.”

“Huh?”

“We need to take the floater out before I start snappin’ pictures. I can compensate for everyone else, but the floater could catch me. So he needs to be gone while all of this is happening.”

He looked suspicious, brows creasing as he took a furtive look around, as if making sure no one else was listening. “Won’t they notice he’s gone?”

“Not until they leave. He’s a floater - the nature of his job is to be inconspicuous.”

Shan shoved his poutine aside, so he could lean a bit over the table without getting his elbow in the gravy. “So what’re you … this isn’t somethin’ permanent, is it?”

Should she be offended by that? She wasn’t completely sure, so she just let it go. “No. That would alert them. He’s just gonna go to sleep and never remember what happened. They’ll probably accuse him of drinking on the job and sack him, but that’s good for him.”

“How is that good for him?”

“Better sacked than dead.”

He sat back, with a knowing nod. “Okay, I can see that.” But after a few seconds, he started to look a little pissed off. “You’re gonna do all of this yourself, I bet.”

She shrugged, wondering why she ordered a grilled cheese sandwich. Yes, it looked better than the poutine, but floor sweepings would look better than that. “It’ll be tricky to balance it all, but probably. Why?”

“Why? Because here I am, I can help, and I’m doing squat. It’s ‘cause you’re afraid I’m gonna spaz out like I did at the store, right?”

“Now, come on Shan. Don’t make this a thing.”

“It is a thing. What am I doing tonight except sitting in a rental car so we can make a quick getaway? I can’t even drive the fucking thing. I might as well be a garden gnome propped up in the passenger seat.”

This was a moment she knew she could very well regret, one that could screw the pooch on the entire operation, but it also felt like something she really needed to do, if only for Shan’s peace of mind and ego. Should she risk an international incident just to make him feel useful?

Oh hell, why not? Countries and leaders had done similar things for much worse reasons. “If I give you specific directions, do you think you can take out Mongo?”

He held up his hands in mock surrender. “Sure can, boss. I can take orders. I’ve been in several relationships.”

Well, that would have to be good enough. At least she had been on assignments with worse agents.

****

The bouncer at Spank was different than the one on the door last night, so they weren’t recognized when they went in. They were late, Romano and his boys were already parked in their front table, and Worden was nowhere in sight. A shame.

They sat at the end of the bar, nursing overpriced sodas, until Jody came out. She was already stoned - she stumbled on her walk out to the frightening strains of Ratt (these people had no conscience at all) - but she did remember what she was supposed to do. She started playing to Romano, crawling on her hands and knees towards him, throwing a spangled nipple pasty at him. He looked like he was about to explode with delight.

They got out of there, and went to meet Blunt at that target area.

There was something unsettling when an actor said he had his own beard, and was clean shaven. But he was good to his word, he was wearing a close cropped beard that didn’t even look fake close up, and he was chewing Altoids like candy to cover up any potential smell from the adhesive he used to stick it on his face. He also wore khakis and a neat, button down white Arrow shirt, with Italian loafers and a long brown leather car coat. He looked just like the type of pimp who thought of himself as a “legitimate businessman”, when in fact he was just your standard issue scumbag. He also looked like a man who didn’t want to get racially profiled by police or airport security, one who didn’t want to get considered a “terrorist” on sight.

They met in a city park, and sat on a bench, watching male prostitutes ply their trade, and teens who didn’t know where else to go drink booze and smoke various substances away from the prying eyes of parents. Someone tried to sell them pot once, and two hookers offered them blow jobs and three ways, which seemed to prove they were no good at math. Blunt actually got nervous, as this place had a “bad rep”, and she almost laughed. She was well armed, and Shan could rough up guys twice his weight; the only one who would actually be in any danger would be Blunt if he got in their way.

Finally her cell phone rang, and she confirmed it was Jody calling before handing Blunt the phone. He stuck to his script guidelines and played it hesitantly, finally telling her to meet him with her new “friend” at a bar downtown in twenty minutes.

He gave her back her phone with a slightly sickly smile. “So how did I sound?”

“Grade A delivery,” she assured him. “You’re too good for us.”

He smiled, accepting the ego stroking like most actors did, with an avariciousness that verged on obscene.

She faked a phone call to some guy named Chuck (she never actually hit the “send” button on the phone), and as far as Blunt knew, the bar was in on the gag, and one of the service staff was actually a plant.

Poor guy. She almost felt bad for him. It was just so easy to bullshit people sometimes it was frightening.

****

The bar that Z chose for this was called Mulligan’s, which sounded like an old fashioned place, but it was actually a trendy brew pub that went to seed at some point. With her haphazard trash punk look, she actually fit in nicely, and hardly anyone gave her a second glance as they took a back booth in the only actual shadow available. Unlike most dive bars, this one was well lit to the point of distraction; they shady corner was really only dark due to the fact that the neon Molson sign above them was broken.

They told Anton to wait at the bar, ignoring them like everyone else, and he was doing just that - they even went in separately, with him and Z in first, and Anton coming in a couple of minutes later. Shan wanted a beer, but didn’t dare have one right now, not with Z watching, and besides, he’d promised her he wasn’t going to fuck up the taking of Mongo. He had to prove to her he was still useful … if he indeed was. He wasn’t actually sure he was anymore. He was starting to think he should find out if Doctor Kervorkian made house calls in Canada.

He was nervous, he could actually feel something like butterflies fluttering in his stomach, and he had no idea why. Maybe it was because he was actually going to have attack someone, which didn’t set well with him. Defending himself he could see, protecting someone else, but just because he’s inconvenient? It felt a bit creepy.

That’s where he envied Z. She was positively Vulcan, her eyes always sharp and emotionless, making a thousand calculations a second. If she ever had a doubt or a worry, he could never see it; unexpected or negative developments didn’t seem to surprise her or make her panic, in fact it seemed to make her just that much more intense and focused. It was like she viewed life as a big battle, and she intended to win every single goddamn engagement. She probably was doing it too. While he admired that about her, that was also the same thing that scared the shit out of him sometimes. She probably would have been a great hockey coach. He was just glad she was a friend, because he’d never want her as an enemy.

They hadn’t been waiting long before Mongo came in, scouting the bar before taking out his cell phone and giving the others the high sign. The Wolf (why didn’t he get a cool nickname like that? Was there a place where you could apply to get one?) and his two other bodyguards came in, with Jody stumbling in with them. She had exchanged her see through panties and spangled pasties for a short red dress that clung to her every curve and stopped mid-way between her knee and thigh, revealing slender legs with the occasional scab and bruise on them. The fabric was tight and thin enough that it was easy to see she wasn’t wearing a bra at all.

Anton got up and greeted her, and while clearly intoxicated, she still pretended she knew him. As instructed, he guided them towards a front table that was extremely well lit, and they all sat down and ordered some drinks. With everyone seated and everything looking fine and dandy, Mongo cut for the men’s room.

“You’re on,” Z whispered, pulling the camera out of her bag. She’d already given him what he needed for Mongo.

This assignment felt like the equivalent of a mercy fuck, but since he’d asked for it, he knew he had no one but himself to blame. He nodded, ignoring the nervous burn in his stomach, and went to the men’s room.

It was a place of white tile and blue geometric patterns, well lit but not so bright as to irritate the drunks. He was hoping that Mongo wasn’t taking a crap, and thank god he wasn’t - he was at the urinal taking a piss, which was ideal for his purposes.

He went up to the urinal next to him, and after a friendly but noncommittal nod, the kind you gave a guy at a urinal if you ever bothered to acknowledge him at all, he unzipped his fly as Mongo diverted his attention back to pissing. Mongo was a thick guy, wide across the shoulders and back, with a stumpy weightlifter’s neck on which a head as hairless and slightly wrinkled as an ugli fruit balanced somewhat uncomfortably. He wasn’t slender, but he wasn’t really fat either; he had a paunch, but it was that hard fat, the kind that some big guys acquired when they spent their time beating the shit out of guys in alleys as opposed to getting their muscles by working out in gyms. Shan figured he might be able to take him, but it would be a hell of a long and trying fight. He waited until Mongo finished up - it seemed like the polite thing to do - and was shaking off the drops before he considered his next move.

Z had set it up for him. She had told him what to do to the letter, even if something went wrong, but it just seemed so … cold. But she could be at times - what the hell was he thinking?! She was colder than cold; she almost had no temperature at all. So that’s what he had to do - be like Z.

So he was like Z.

He grabbed the back of Mongo’s head and slammed him forehead first into the wall above the urinal, hard enough for it to make a dull thud. The big guy reeled back, and Shan turned into him, ramming his knee into his solar plexus. For good measure he gave him a backwards shove, sending him falling back into an open stall, where he fortuitously sat down hard on the toilet. “I’m really sorry about this,” he admitted, as he pulled the needle out of his pocket. He’d tested it out in the bar, to make sure there was no air bubbles in it.

He knew veins and arteries, how and where to stick needles, thanks to his endless months in the hospital, where sometimes all he had to do was watch the nurses insert i.v.’s and stick him for various reasons.

Mongo was recovering, so Shan quickly grabbed his head, exposed his neck, and jammed the needle in, depressing the plunger. He couldn’t remember if the drug in the needle was GHB or rohypnol or some kind of equivalent, but it would put him out, and better yet, make him forget what the hell happened to him.

He recovered enough to slap the needle out of his hand, and tried to stand up, but he’d injected the drug into a main artery for maximum effect. “Fuck,” he said, trying to stand up and failing. “Wha’ the fuck - “

“Just keep in mind you’re stopping an international incident - or causing one. I’m really not too sure which.” He shrugged as Mongo slumped back on the toilet, eyes unfocusing as the drugs really kicked in.

Shan closed the stall door, in case someone came into the men’s room, and locked it, just in case. He then found Mongo’s wallet, and took the cash and a credit card, like Z told him: “Make it look like a robbery.” He only had forty seven bucks in cash, which he still felt bad pocketing, and he took his Visa and his cell phone (both of which were getting dumped in the first public trash can he found). His name was Jorge Pinero, it seemed. He preferred Mongo - it was more colorful.

He retrieved the needle from the floor, and then, to make it look slightly less suspicious from beneath the stall door, he yanked Mongo’s pants all the way down. The guys’ dick was hanging out - and it wasn’t really impressive - but there was no way in hell he was tucking it back in for him. “Sorry, but you’re gonna have to live with the indignity,” he told him, as drool started to drip from the corner of his mouth. Maybe Z had lied to him; maybe the needle was full of thorazine.

Now it was time for his own indignity. He slid under the gap to the neighboring stall and got out that way, as he couldn’t figure out how he was supposed to get out and lock the stall door behind him.

Well, he did it. If only he could stop his seizures so easily.